You're dizzy with excitement as you enter Times Square! Flashing lights of every size, shape and color dance upon the towering buildings that envelop you- giving you the exhilarating feeling of being a fly trapped inside a cheap neon beer sign.

You breathe a deep sigh of relief when you look around you and discover that in NYC, you can visit all the same places you frequent in the shitty town you came from- they're just on a larger and much tackier scale here!

If you can't handle this overstimulation, click here

If you decide to buy some souvenirs, click here